just-shower-thoughts:

Since necrophiliacs exists there’s a chance someone lost their virginity after they died

poni1kenobi:

diaryofakanemem:

I need this.

Reblogged last year, hoping it comes this year

just-shower-thoughts:

Even if 99% of the world thought you were unattractive, that would still leave 78 million people who could find you attractive.

wishdroplets:

silly-jellyghoty:

that-catholic-shinobi:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

skrambled:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

gayarsonist:

fucked up that we don’t make belts with loops for holding blades or pouches for storing coins and bunches of dried herbs anymore

since when did THIS

become sexier than THIS?

half of those are fanny packs

while both are an example of bags worn on the waist, a leather pouch is NOT the same thing as a fanny pack and i will die on this hill

what is a fanny back but a modern day medival coin purse my friend

I don’t care what you call them, i need stuff like

Firstly - they look cool

Secondly - i hate hate HATE purses, messenger bags mess up my posture which then hurts my spine, and backpacks are hard to reach and take stuff out or put stuff in.

These? These are perfectly handy, weight gets distributed around your pelvic area instead of hurty spine, and you won’t just forget it laying somewhere. Again.

I totally mod’ed my purse to be like the first example but cloth. Soooooo much better than carrying around a normal purse.

jackmeister:

Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasn’t it.

thefirstpaleontologist:

momir:

You can carbon date this post by its shade of blue

penguins-penguins:

Dumbasses that rule our world.

ragabond:

oldtvandcomics:

I have kept coming back to this post to see the reblogs, so I can give you the ones other people collected all in one place:

This one I actually found myself!

And I don’t think that this counts, but it still has the beautiful “Ah, fuck” vibes the rest of the post does:

And let’s not forget the cursed “Supernatural GIF Perfectly Describes 2020″ one:

bouncyirwin:

atmosfer:

ferrousferrule:

I collected a bunch of “haha I don’t have 2020 vision” “oh God not like that” posts

I wouldn’t mind a sequel to this post 🤣

@ferrousferrule:  You said you were looking for more and going through the reblogs, right? In which case this isn’t going to be of much use to you, but still. Just in case it is. :)

I just knew having a tag for these would come in handy

blastovkatamarinecromancy:

ndiecity:

stonebutchcowboy:

Me and my mutuals meeting to assess knifes

Where’s the cat

BEHIND YOU

the-radio-star:

Finally some good fucking news

just-shower-thoughts:

If you surround yourself with people that agree with you, there is nobody there to judge whether you’re all a bunch of morons.

tjlime:

itsjuliak5:

Someone on TikTok said that bitches with anxiety love the enemies to lovers trope because the idea of having someone see all of our negative traits first and then still fall in love with us is really comforting since we worry that if someone sees our negative traits after they fall in love, they’ll leave us.

It’s me, I’m bitches.

not-mitchell:

blue-author:

soradiesinkh3:

autumnyte:

collapsed:

my hero

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. 

Now I can comfortably lol. 

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

Art: what is art, really?
Cleaning Lady: not this

sashaforthewin:

do-you-have-a-flag:

“tumblr is so embarrassing-”

I was on deviantart and fanfiction.net for the entire first decade of this century

embarrassing content is a normal part of being a teen on the internet

listen, this ain’t new, my buddy, my pal, everyone is embarrassing always

You guys really think your lip sync tik toks are gonna age well in a decade?

This is the shit that humbles you later in life.

landsword:

theeldritchbeesechurger:

lifeafterpsychiatry:

If you wouldn’t go to someone for advice, don’t take their criticism either.

Wait whoa

op woke up and chose logic today and idk how i feel about that